Snowflakes in Hell

This time in Pittsburgh.  A Titanic exhibit gets flooded when a water main bursts.

Hat tip to Stormy Dragon

A truck, carrying a load of fire extinguishers, catches on fire in Lancaster Township, Pennsylvania.

… self-defense whacko.  Bitter helps AHSA decorate their offices a bit.

Seen at Volokh:

So, carrying swords and pistols, for the purpose of dueling, will likely remain illegal? I for one, am disappointed.

Someone forgot to tell him that Gnus don’t kill people, pissed off charging Gnus do.

I suppose this could be a photoshop job, but it’s still pretty damned funny.

I’d really hate to see what the Robin version looks like.

… is apparently completely awesome.

It never occured to me to steal my dad’s credit card and use it to buy prostitutes.  The best part of all this:

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played “Halo” on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.

I’d say he’s off to a great start.

… this is really funny.  As I’ve said, I plan to vote for the old bastard.  But that’s fun for the whole family right there.

Great tits weather global warming pretty well.   No, really.

Apparently the good people of the Greek Island of Lesbos are less than happy.

Apparently there’s a company making my lego alter ego.  I think I need to get a helmet that matches that one.

I see they are still using their tried and true methods.

Keeping in mind ol’ Bob’s attitudes towards women, so very nicely illustrated by our friends at VPC blog and Bitter, we bring you some cooking advice:

Ah, the good ol’ days eh Bob?

Remember the gun related t-shirt incident in Pennsylvania we talked about a few days ago?  Dave Hardy reminds us that NRA fought one of these cases already, and had this to say:

NRA had one of those cases, and won it. Had some fun with the school, pointing out that every classroom has the Virginia flag in it. A flag that depicts a woman holding a spear, a corpse at her feet, and the motto Sic Semper Tyrannis. Oh, and for some reason she has one breast bare. So nobody is allowed to have an image of a weapon, yet in every classroom there is an official image of one, indeed a depiction of homicide, capped with a threat to do, and a bit of nudity!

So much for zero tolerance eh?

The VPC has uncovered our dastardly scheme!

Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo

It’s funny how much this applies.

It’s not just Superman, but many others as well.  Who will save America’s superheroes?

From SayUncle:

The Pentagon plans on shooting down a spy satellite before it hits earth. If they need a 50 caliber sniper rifle capable of shooting down satellites, I think Josh Sugarmann can get it for them.

… a corporate “good neighbor” community program I can really get behind.

Sometimes bad eggs can get a hold of guns.

It’s past five, so I guess I can get this in early.   Seen at Uncle’s place:

Get a diesel. Then use biodiesel.

1 metric ton of dead hippies can be converted to 80 gallons of biodiesel via heat depolymerization.

Formerly annoying dead hippies are a nearly inexhaustable resource … and if we did exhaust them, people would cheer regardless.

And the hipiies carbon foot print goes to near zero once they stop breathing.

A win win scenario for all.

I don’t generally support growing fuel at the expense of food production, but this is one type of biofuel I can get behind!

As demonstrated on the official Ohio “we don’t want gun owner’s money” signs.