Screwdriver Violence
Posted by:Sebastian on
Oct 30th, 2008 |
Filed under: Crime
Apparently one of the Writers on the HuffPo stabbed her former lover to death with an assault screwdriver (i.e. phillips head, or double vodka, depending on context). Two hundred and twenty two times! She then shot herself. I anxiously await her colleague at the HuffPo, Paul Helmke, to condemn this senseless act of screwdriver violence.
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October 30th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Nah he’ll blame it all on the gun she shot herself with. Not only did it kill her but it made her stab her partner as well!
October 30th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Actually quite tragic, but one can point out that even in this case. A firearm was used by someone in order to stop a known murderer (even if that person was herself).
October 30th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
The article said she recently stopped drinking coffee.
Will there be any call to regulate those deadly assault lattes?
I think not.
October 30th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
The original version also had commentary on how much she hated the United States. No, I’m not kidding.
October 31st, 2008 at 5:44 pm
What the hell was a writer at HuffPo doing with a gun in the first place?
October 31st, 2008 at 6:42 pm
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