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Detroit Population Problems
Posted by: Sebastian on 
Aug 18th, 2008 | 
Filed under: Weird
Detroit has a long standing problem of population loss. Now it’s getting so bad, even the dead are leaving. I think Mike Nutter needs to make Philadelphia’s new slogan “Philadelphia: We’re not Detroit.” Pride has to start somewhere, you know.
UPDATE: Someone in the comments points out that this could be bad news for the Democratic Party, since the dead are an important political constituency for them.
August 18th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
[...] Detroit News article here, hat tip to Sebastian here. [...]
August 18th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
The dead are leaving Detroit? Is this the start of the Zombie Invasion? Let me go load up my 30-rd AR mags….
August 18th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Aren’t the dead an important democratic constituency, especially in the big cities?
August 18th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
you’re thinking of Chicago, Jim. Detroit’s no better — in fact it may be worse — but it’s bad in different ways.
August 18th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Even the dead are leaving, because there’s nothing left for anyone in the rotting necropolis bounded by Eight Mile Road, Ecorse Avenue, Telegraph Road, and Lake St. Clair.
Even zombies gotta have SOMETHING. Even if it’s just BRAAAAAAAAAAINS. Everybody who had any brains left Detroit a hell of a long time ago.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:46 am
[...] Jim W. on Detroit families moving their dead out of cemeteries: Arent the dead an important democratic constituency, especially in the big cities? [...]
August 19th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
[...] Quote of the Day - City Pride Edition I think Mike Nutter needs to make Philadelphia’s new slogan “Philadelphia: We’re not Detroit.” Pride has to start somewhere, you know. - Sebastian, Snowflakes in Hell [...]
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