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Pools Kill
Posted by: Sebastian on 
Jul 15th, 2008 | 
Filed under: Politicians Suck
Looks like the folks in New York State are in for some trouble, because local town officials in Massena, NY are demanding people erect fences and put alarms on inflatable pools. I think this is a fine idea. Pools kill far more kids each year than guns, and if I have to lock up my guns, they should have to lock up their pools! Don’t these parents know that having a pool more than doubles the risk of your family experiencing a drowning accident? If we’re going to be ridiculous, we might as well go whole hog.
July 15th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Are these pools properly registered?
July 15th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Probably not. Clearly they should be! How else can police track the source of the pool when kids drown in it?
July 15th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Why do these people even NEED a pool?
July 15th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Very good point Jones. In this modern era of air conditioning and video games, pretty clearly there’s no earthly reason why anyone should have a pool.
July 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Are these pool owners properly trained in lifeguard techniques?
July 15th, 2008 at 11:51 am
When I bought my house I moved in all my guns, and then the next weekend demolished the crappy above ground pool and tossed it in a dumpster.
I had my priorites straight ; ]
July 15th, 2008 at 11:55 am
If people want to be in a body of water like that, they should join the Navy.
July 15th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Well I sure hope each pools’ water is chemically fingerprinted and entered into a data base.
July 15th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Funniest comments I’ve read in while!
July 15th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
We don’t have to ban pools if we can ban water!
July 15th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Wait, better yet… we can ration water. No more than 100 gallons a month!
July 15th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
That’s 1200 gallons a year! Who would need more than 1200 gallons a year?
July 15th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Lets see, I spouted off some lame points, did no work, solved nothing; but I can feel like I did something “for the children.”
I can see why moonbats stay moonbats. All I need to do now is go jump in Lake Superior and I’ll be Rosie O’Donnel.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:19 am
When water wings are outlawed, only outlaws will have water wings!
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