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Overheard at Obama Headquarters
Posted by: Sebastian on 
Apr 22nd, 2008 | 
Filed under: 2008 Election
*ring* *ring* *ring*
Bob: Hello, this is Bob Ricker of American Hunters and Shooters.
Obama: Hey man, you told me if you guys endorsed me, all those crackers outside of Philadelphia would cast their vote for me. What the hell?
Bob: Look Barry, we’ll help you out in Indiana, for sure. My buddy Paul tells me we’re sure to deliver Fort Wayne. And there’s Gary Barry, don’t forget about Gary!
Obama: Indiana? Are you crazy? Those guys are even more bitter than Pennsylvanians.
Bob: We’re confident we can deliver the rich Perazzi shotgun vote. Those guys love us.
Obama: How many of those guys are in Indiana? Can you really deliver?
Bob: Can we deliver? Can we deliver? Is your name Barack Hussein Obama?
Obama: YOU SAID THE MIDDLE NAME! NEVER SAY THE MIDDLE NAME!
Bob: Sorry Barry. Look, it’s not our fault that Pennsylvania has so many whacko gun owners. We think we can get you to within at least 5 points of Hillary in Indiana. At least. Trust us on this.
Obama: I’m starting to think you guys are full of crap Bob.
Bob: A group called Hunters and Shooters endorsing you? What gave it away?
Obama: You just better help me out in Indiana!
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April 23rd, 2008 at 1:10 am
[...] From Sebastian: Obama: Hey man, you told me if you guys endorsed me, all those crackers outside of Philadelphia would cast their vote for me. What the hell? [...]
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:07 am
[...] Here’s a conversation between Bob Ricker and Barack Obama. [...]
April 23rd, 2008 at 8:48 am
That’s some funny stuff, right there.
But man…do I want to see BHO win this Dem nom…
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:01 am
[...] by vpcadmin on April 23, 2008 This is just the kind of boorish behavior we expect of the Gun Blobbers. The fact of the matter is: [...]
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Saying Rural Pennsylvanians have an attachment to firearms, is like saying Casanova was a mild fancier of women.
One trip to either the Valley Forge or a MAAC show would show just how badly he stepped in it with his potential voters.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
We still don’t have enough people across the country who know about these clowns but, we’re off to a very good start.
And that’s exactly how that conversation must have went, funny stuff Sebastian.
I have a quick question though…How many of you think that “working class white southerners” may have something in common with the citizens of Pennsylvania?
Hillary Can’t Wait: Screw’emGate
http://conservativesuperiority.com/?p=205
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Depends on which part of Pennsylvania. It’s worthwhile to note that Bobby Lee didn’t have too much trouble surrounded by the people in south-central Pennsylvania until he encountered the federal army.
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