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People Will Sue Over Anything
Posted by: Sebastian on 
Mar 31st, 2008 | 
Filed under: Current Events
I’ve love to be on this jury:
The builders of the world’s biggest particle collider are being sued in federal court over fears that the experiment might create globe-gobbling black holes or never-before-seen strains of matter that would destroy the planet.
If I ran the LHC program, I’d amost be tempted to send my expert over to testify wearing a monocle, and carrying a white cat to stroke while he answers questions as to whether his nefarious plot is meant to destroy the planet.
March 31st, 2008 at 8:53 am
I was thinking more of sending Dr. Strangelove…
March 31st, 2008 at 10:36 am
[...] Relax everybody, miniature black holes will not kill us all. [...]
March 31st, 2008 at 11:06 am
They also claimed that the bomb would destroy the earth…in either case it’s better then an Obama presidency.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:39 am
…and he should address everyone as Mr. Bond
March 31st, 2008 at 12:32 pm
He should wear a black eye patch and carry a large, white fluffy cat that he pats obcessively… er obsessively… a lot.
March 31st, 2008 at 1:34 pm
“The plaintiffs can be identified by their tinfoil hats…”
March 31st, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Apparently before they fire up any of these new colliders the scientists all meet to decide if it will end the universe.
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