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People Will Sue Over Anything

author Posted by:Sebastian on date Mar 31st, 2008 | filed Filed under: Current Events

I’ve love to be on this jury:

The builders of the world’s biggest particle collider are being sued in federal court over fears that the experiment might create globe-gobbling black holes or never-before-seen strains of matter that would destroy the planet.

If I ran the LHC program, I’d amost be tempted to send my expert over to testify wearing a monocle, and carrying a white cat to stroke while he answers questions as to whether his nefarious plot is meant to destroy the planet.

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tag7 Responses to “People Will Sue Over Anything”

  1. Dano Said,
    March 31st, 2008 at 8:53 am

    I was thinking more of sending Dr. Strangelove…

  2. SayUncle » It’s the end of the world as . . . oh, wait Said,
    March 31st, 2008 at 10:36 am

    [...] Relax everybody, miniature black holes will not kill us all. [...]

  3. Tom Said,
    March 31st, 2008 at 11:06 am

    They also claimed that the bomb would destroy the earth…in either case it’s better then an Obama presidency.

  4. Peter Said,
    March 31st, 2008 at 11:39 am

    …and he should address everyone as Mr. Bond

  5. Turk Turon Said,
    March 31st, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    He should wear a black eye patch and carry a large, white fluffy cat that he pats obcessively… er obsessively… a lot.

  6. BobG Said,
    March 31st, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    “The plaintiffs can be identified by their tinfoil hats…”

  7. Federal Farmer Said,
    March 31st, 2008 at 10:41 pm

    Apparently before they fire up any of these new colliders the scientists all meet to decide if it will end the universe.