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Elliot’s “Escort”
Posted by: Sebastian on 
Mar 12th, 2008 | 
Filed under: Current Events
Apparently she has a MySpace page. There are pics up, but you need to log in. She’s not bad. Great body. Nice rack. Would you pay thousands of bucks to hit it? I wouldn’t.
UPDATE: Countertop has more, including the picture.
UPDATE: Christina the Stripper, a.k.a. “Ms. Moneymakers” points out in an instant message to me “You’re not really paying for HER. You’re, in theory, paying for a level of privacy/security in banging her. You could get a girl of her caliber cheaper if you didn’t care about privacy.”
UPDATE: Oh well, she took her MySpace page down. Can’t say I blame her.
March 12th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
“A thousand dollars? I’ll just go find a cash machine.”
The Dude, in “The Big Lebowski”
Hold the phone!
She digs Celine Dione? That’s a deal-breaker right there.
March 12th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
She looks like any number of other women willing to have sex for money, or alcohol, or drugs, or just for the hell of it.
I think you’re just paying for the hassle of upkeep on such a golddigger to go away.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:31 am
You’re not really paying for HER. You’re, in theory, paying for a level of privacy/security in banging her.
Well, yes, as long as the tab is under $10,000 or paid fully in cash. Otherwise your banging her aint so private .
March 13th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Also, there’s this picture on Foxnews if you’re not into the whole MySpace thing.
Mamacita!
March 13th, 2008 at 7:40 am
And did you get the irony of the latest blog entry.
Heh.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:59 am
As a wise man once said, when you pay a hooker, you’re not paying for the sex…you’re paying them to go away and leave you alone afterwards.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:57 am
There are guys out there saying she’s ugly. I am skeptical of their sincerity, perhaps thinking they are jealous they weren’t the ones ploughing it. She’s not what I thought a 1000 dollar an hour hooker would look like, but she’s definitely not ugly. If I were not attached to Bitter, and I had the chance, I’d hit it like the fist of a wrathful god. I think most other guys would too, including the guys saying she’s ugly.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:10 am
[...] Sebastian on Elliot Spitzer’s hooker and people calling her ugly: I’d hit it like the fist of a wrathful god. [...]
March 13th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Everyone on the internet just loves to dismiss people as ugly, no matter how attractive they are. Remember, kids:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19
March 13th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I don’t think she’s ugly, I just don’t think she justifies $5k.
For that price, she better have a dirtier mind than I do.
March 13th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
For someone who claims, “I love who I am”, she sure was quick to take down her Myspace page.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
What was her last blog entry about, anyway? (I didn’t get a chance to see it.)
Bear in mind, the $4700 included a $1500 deposit to the escort company (for future services) as well as compensation for flying her in from New York.
So, maybe her normal rate was $1400-2000, but received extra money due to the distances involved.
I don’t know why Spitzer didn’t just use one of the D.C. area prostitution rings. I guess he believes in brand loyalty.
March 13th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Lewis Black from the daily show: for that price, you could buy a used Honda . . . and fuck it.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:53 am
It works fine for me:
http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta
March 14th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
It was blanked there, for a while…
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