Comments on: Elliot’s “Escort”

By: Alcibiades McZombie

Alcibiades McZombie — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:32:48 +0000

It was blanked there, for a while…

By: ParatrooperJJ

ParatrooperJJ — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:53:43 +0000

It works fine for me:

http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:54:18 +0000

Lewis Black from the daily show: for that price, you could buy a used Honda . . . and fuck it.

By: Alcibiades McZombie

Alcibiades McZombie — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:50:35 +0000

What was her last blog entry about, anyway? (I didn’t get a chance to see it.)

Bear in mind, the $4700 included a $1500 deposit to the escort company (for future services) as well as compensation for flying her in from New York.

So, maybe her normal rate was $1400-2000, but received extra money due to the distances involved.

I don’t know why Spitzer didn’t just use one of the D.C. area prostitution rings. I guess he believes in brand loyalty.

By: Breda

Breda — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:18:04 +0000

For someone who claims, “I love who I am”, she sure was quick to take down her Myspace page.

By: countertop

countertop — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:17:32 +0000

I don’t think she’s ugly, I just don’t think she justifies $5k.

For that price, she better have a dirtier mind than I do.

By: Jym

Jym — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:37:46 +0000

Everyone on the internet just loves to dismiss people as ugly, no matter how attractive they are. Remember, kids:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19

By: SayUncle » Quote of the day

SayUncle » Quote of the day — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:10:54 +0000

[...] Sebastian on Elliot Spitzer’s hooker and people calling her ugly: I�d hit it like the fist of a wrathful god. [...]

By: Sebastian

Sebastian — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:57:38 +0000

There are guys out there saying she’s ugly. I am skeptical of their sincerity, perhaps thinking they are jealous they weren’t the ones ploughing it. She’s not what I thought a 1000 dollar an hour hooker would look like, but she’s definitely not ugly. If I were not attached to Bitter, and I had the chance, I’d hit it like the fist of a wrathful god. I think most other guys would too, including the guys saying she’s ugly.

By: Sailorcurt

Sailorcurt — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:59:05 +0000

As a wise man once said, when you pay a hooker, you’re not paying for the sex…you’re paying them to go away and leave you alone afterwards.

By: SayUncle

SayUncle — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:40:42 +0000

And did you get the irony of the latest blog entry.

Heh.

By: Brad

Brad — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:35:02 +0000

Also, there’s this picture on Foxnews if you’re not into the whole MySpace thing.

Mamacita!

By: Brad

Brad — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:31:46 +0000

You’re not really paying for HER. You’re, in theory, paying for a level of privacy/security in banging her.
Well, yes, as long as the tab is under $10,000 or paid fully in cash. Otherwise your banging her aint so private .

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:55:31 +0000

She looks like any number of other women willing to have sex for money, or alcohol, or drugs, or just for the hell of it.

I think you’re just paying for the hassle of upkeep on such a golddigger to go away.

By: Turk Turon

Turk Turon — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:35:38 +0000

“A thousand dollars? I’ll just go find a cash machine.”
The Dude, in “The Big Lebowski”

Hold the phone!

She digs Celine Dione? That’s a deal-breaker right there.