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Posted by:Sebastian on date

Feb 8th, 2008 | filed

To Robb Allen, at Sharp as a Marble. I can remember my first wheelbarrow full of cash, about a year ago. I had to send it back actually, because the bills in it looked like old bills that someone had put under an iron in an attempt to make them appear new, and I had insisted that they be neat, clean, new unmarked bills, fresh from the NRA vault-o-cash.

So that’s my bit of advice to Robb. Don’t let the NRA stick you with bills from their money laundering operation. Insist on clean, fresh, and unmarked. Also, don’t let them stick you with the wheelbarrow that has the squeaky wheel. Make someone grease is up first, but not too much that you risk getting it all over the money.