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Mitt’s Out
Posted by: Sebastian on 
Feb 7th, 2008 | 
Filed under: 2008 Election
Mitt Romney is suspending his presidential campaign. It is now down to John McCain and Mike Huckabee. Rumor has it, Romney has been on the phone to hell bitching that Satan has not held up his end of the bargain. No word yet on whether Mitt will get his soul returned to him.
February 8th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
hey, at least he backed out because it was better to get an R pres than to lose the general election…
February 8th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Yes. Mitt’s exit speech was actually really classy. I think Satan may have indeed returned his soul.
February 8th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Enh - Mitt probably sold him a cardboard cutout of his soul…
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