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13 Responses to “Perfect Ring”

SayUncle Said,
January 24th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

is it an AOW?



Sebastian Said,
January 24th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

I believe it would be. The definition of OAW is something that’s not a handgun, rifle or shotgun, I believe. Definition of handgun is anything designed to be fired by a single hand. This would be designed to be fired by a single finger? Hard to say. Of course, if I actually got her that as a ring, it would henceforth be known as “the murder weapon” :)



Alcibiades McZombie Said,
January 24th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

Perfect Terrorist Weapon — according to the VPC.



Earl Harding Said,
January 24th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

It as made before 1898 which makes it an antique and non-firearm.

Original Gatling Guns are not NFA items for the same reason.



Alcibiades McZombie Said,
January 24th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

I don’t think modern gatling guns count as NFA, anyway. You just don’t need a background check if it was made before 1898.



Bitter Said,
January 24th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

I would love it! Okay, probably not as the everyday ring, but you know I would laugh.

I’m sticking by my suggestion that you buy me a wonderful setting, a crappy diamond (or just a gemstone) and hang it off the front sight of a Barrett .50BMG (in semi-auto of course) to propose. We’ll take care of the better stone later… :)



jetfxr69 Said,
January 25th, 2008 at 12:33 am

Dude, you’re doomed. Congratulations.



Bitter Said,
January 25th, 2008 at 10:15 am

Doomed?

Doomed would be if I had gotten on his case about if instead of when. Instead, I suggested he indulge in yet another really fun gun purchase. I think that’s a good sign myself. :)



Sebastian Said,
January 25th, 2008 at 10:20 am

Does this mean you’re expecting a $10,000 ring if I don’t do the Barrett thing? :)



Bitter Said,
January 25th, 2008 at 11:43 am

Ummm…wow, so much opportunity to publicly exploit the situation!

No, dear. :)



Alcibiades McZombie Said,
January 25th, 2008 at 4:24 pm

Maybe you could buy a Barrett receiver first, then buy the rest on installments.

Or maybe you could just ask all your friends to pitch in $10 to cover the cost. You have over 500 dedicated readers. It should be easy.



Ian Argent Said,
January 26th, 2008 at 10:04 am

Awww. How Cute :)



Firehand Said,
January 28th, 2008 at 11:23 am

Have to throw in, when son bought rings the ones he chose are made of tungsten: polished up it looks like white gold, and don’t have to worry as much about it being damaged while deployed.

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