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Careful What You Say
Posted by: Sebastian on 
Dec 19th, 2007 | 
Filed under: Guns
“Don’t worry, I have a gun, and I’ll take them out with me” was overheard by a woman in a Wal-Mart, which was enough to prompt a SWAT response and complete evacuation of the store. I guess Wal-Mart figures you can’t be too careful these days, but I’m guessing here, just guessing, that the guy was talking about going shooting, or hunting, which might have something to do with why he was in a Wal-Mart perhaps? Either way, careful what you say in public these days, you might scare the sheep.
December 19th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
The cast of characters :
Aunt Betty aka AB
John Boy aka JB
Hoplophobic Woman aka HW
The Phone call:
AB: John, this is Aunt B. Your young cousins were wondering if they could go deer hunting with you this year, but they don’t have their own guns yet.
JB: Don’t worry, I have a gun, and I’ll take them out with me.
HW: Call the SWAT team… (more PSH).
December 19th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Good thing she only overheard a conversation. Imagine the siege SWAT would have laid on if he had drawn stick figures shooting guns.
December 19th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
The real story should be how many doors the SWAT team kicked down before they found Wal-mart.
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