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This Scumbag Literally IS a Turd
Posted by: Sebastian on 
Nov 14th, 2007 | 
Filed under: Weird
Apparently alligators in Florida think armed robbers car thieves are mighty tasty.
UPDATE: Apparently the reporter that wrote this doesn’t know what robbery is.
November 14th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
‘”Anytime an alligator digests or even kills a person, it is a state law through the Florida Fish and Game that the gator be destroyed,” Woods said.’
That sucks…… Wonder if there is any way we could petition FFG to release ‘Poncho’?
November 14th, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Pancho is already dead.
November 14th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Pancho Villa
ate his filla
swimming thief
brought to grief
by reptilian appetite
but he paid for every bite.
‘Tis a shame,
though his name
throughout time
as regards crime
will be thought
that he ought
not be hurt
for eating dirt
November 14th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
“Pancho is already dead.”
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
November 14th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Yeah, Sanchez, they killed him for doing a public service.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
I find it hilarious what passes for ‘justice’ on that reservation! Maybe not a bad thing.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
That’s a great little poem. RIP Pancho!
November 15th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
We’ve all heard of the Darwin Awards for stupid stuff. Maybe we should start using the term Poncho Awards for instant karma.
November 15th, 2007 at 10:58 pm
They should replace McGruff the crime dog with Pancho. At least he backed up the phrase “Take a bite out of crime!”
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