Snowflakes in Hell

I’ve given my friend Jason guest blogging privs.  He had an out of battery explosion of a 9mm round that landed him in the ER.  He’s fine, but I’ve given him posting privs so that he can tell us all about it.

Today is a day to celebrate the earth by killing, grilling, and eating a small part of it. OK, well, I’ll have to leave the killing to the butcher, since I don’t have any live chickens handy to do the killing myself. But on the menu today is:

1. Beer Can Chicken
2. Baked Potatoes
3. “Oh Yeah Baby” Glazed Carrots
4. Italian Herb Bread
5. Green Bean Casserole
6. Jalepeno Corn Muffins
7. Chocolate Lava Cake

And of course, I will be mixing up some margaritas. Yes, nothing says “I love the Earth” more than conspicuous consumption. Now, if you’ll excuse us while we drive to the store in our SUV to round up ingredients.

UPDATE 06/11/2008:

Anyone searching for Obama’s record on Gun Control need look no further than this NRA Fact Sheet on the positions Senator Obama has held over the years.

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SayUncle tells us that Obama is bringing gun control back out to the front and center. Maybe this will give the Republicans a chance to win back their majority.

Also, I don’t know what planet Obama lives on where you would a) shoot at deer with a 9mm pistol, or b) that a Glock 19 can hold 19 rounds of ammunition. I carry a Glock 19. The Glock 19 holds 15 rounds of ammunition. The number 19 is the model number you dummy! Maybe if you ever left Chicago and DC, you’d know that.

If the Democrats know what’s good for them, they’ll tell Obama to shut his stinking pie hole.  There’s nothing more wrong than a politician trying to legislate on something they clearly know nothing about.

UPDATE: Anyone looking for Barack Obama’s record on gun control needs to look no farther than here, which documents his anti-gun voting record in the Illinois Statehouse.

UPDATE: Let’s also not forget Obama’s proposal to ban any sales of firearms within a five mile radius of any school or public park.  We call this the Obama Gun Sales Exclusion Zone.   Here on the blogosphere, we’ve been compiling maps detailing what this means for various metropolitan areas.