Snowflakes in Hell

I’m getting ready for the banquet where John Bolton, former Ambassador to the UN, will be speaking. Bitter was telling me of the havoc that having Dick Cheney speak at the Pittsburgh Banquet wrought. Not because he shot someone by accident or anything, but from his secret service security detail.  I doubt we’ll have any such problems with John Bolton, as he does not require security; his mustache is trained to kill.