Snowflakes in Hell

I couldn’t resist dropping the Monty Python quote in relation to this story coming out of Western Pennsylvania:

CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. - A woman gave birth to a boy outside a western Pennsylvania hospital - a delivery that happened so quickly that the newborn wound up in his mother’s sweatpants.

Having visited that part of the state a few times (Southeast of Pittsburgh), I can believe the local hospital didn’t have a maternity ward.

This is the 24 year old’s fourth child. No word yet on whether she’s Catholic, or has any plans to subject her kids to medical experiments.